Close friend of mine in the publishing game was trying to make me get over the whole Luddite don't-need-a-webpage-and-don't-have-the-time-because-I'm-writing-dammit thing and persuaded me thusly "it's just a billboard on the information superhighway. Just think of it like a poster where people can see your details". So, here it is, all fresh and peppy, a shiny new thing as you cruise past on the interwebs, stuck to wall with digital blu-tak...

Went for a clean look, figured it'll get dirtied up with time.